Our funny fortune cookies contain a large selection of messages inside each box.
Here are just a few examples ...

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

Sign in shop window: “We buy old furniture. We sell antiques”

Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.

Forgive your enemies, but don’t forget their names

Any married man should forget his mistakes, no use in two people remembering the same thing.

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8 the other dwarfs began to suspect ‘Hungry’